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The chicken dance will be played a little more softly today as the Cock family puts to rest their son Seymour after he committed suicide due to the Chick-Fil-A controversy that has taken the nation by storm. The Cock’s were … Continue reading →

As I sit on my couch by myself, I look at the empty glass of wine that sits by my computer and ask myself ‘where did it go?’ I have a tendency to lose things. I have gone to so … Continue reading →

I have talked to you before about my love of animals. The furry fuckers are like crack to me. Seeing an obese cat or a wrinkly dog makes me want to squeeze the little shit until its eyes pop out. … Continue reading →

I appreciated devoted fans. Fans like Gaga’s ‘Lil Monsters’ are some of the most loyal you will ever find, but there are some fan bases I won’t tolerate. Kim Kardashian and Nickelback fans are some of them… These were a … Continue reading →

Welcome to Facebook…bitches Naturally as a college student my life is extremely busy balancing classes, drinking, and facebook. I am starting to come to realization that I probably spend more time on facebook than anything else, which I am strangely … Continue reading →

Local homophobic resident Ed Smut of Bibb Co. Alabama surprised his friends and family when he rejoiced over the military getting rid of the ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Policy. After hearing the news Smut immediately cracked open a Miller Lite … Continue reading →

Over and over I will say that I don’t really give a rat’s ass if people don’t like what I write. So many have taken great offense to something that is supposed to be random and funny, and they don’t … Continue reading →

Today while checking my facebook, I recieved a tremendously loving and encouraging message from a former ‘friend’ of mine. I normally like to respect peoples privacy but not posting their first names in shit show…. But at this point I … Continue reading →

I sometimes sit at the end of relationships with my head spinning, asking myself. “Why did he leave me? What the hell did I do wrong? Am I that bad at sex?” I have always blamed my boyfriends, calling them … Continue reading →

It has occurred to me over the past several months through friends and ex’s that some people don’t know how to be in committed and monogamous relationships. While some are monogamous, others don’t know how to properly act or treat … Continue reading →