Monthly Archives: May 2011

My Dog, Miss Molly Pickles, and I are best friends. We have been through a lot together, and every day before I leave the house we sit down and share a secret with each other. We haven’t always been this … Continue reading →

When I drink I like to use my phone. My phone is my best drinking buddy, I have named her Mildred. She has a mind of her own. Some people have been on the wrong end of Mildred and I’s … Continue reading →

Sitting down and writing is one of the hardest things for me to do. I have an extremely short attention span, and this makes it difficult to write. I find myself really getting into writing the story, and then I … Continue reading →

First dates make me uncomfortable. Not because there is the awkward ‘I don’t know you’ feel at the beginning of them. I make sure right away to cut that shit out. I like to treat people like I have known … Continue reading →

I sometimes like to be an over achiever, or at least I like to make lies about being an over achiever. I once convinced a college professor I wrote ten pages on our four-page paper, but for his sake I … Continue reading →